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Flight Attendant Uses Emergency Slide to Escape Dispute - NYTimes.com

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A JetBlue flight attendant apparently upset with an uncooperative passenger on a just-landed flight unleashed a profanity-laden tirade on the public-address system, pulled the emergency-exit chute, slid off the plane and fled Kennedy International Airport, a law enforcement official said.


I saw this coming when JetBlue stopped serving those blue potato chips. It’s the little things, people.

If I were to have this option in the course of my job/school/personal interactions, best believe I’d take it. How nice to just go curse out a bunch of people, go down a slide, and run the fuck away.

Unfortunately for the flight attendant they found him and arrested him.

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    Personally, while what the flight attendant did was inexcusable, the passenger absolutely deserved it. Hope he doesn’t...
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    beer in each hand.
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    If I were to have this option in the course of my job/school/personal interactions, best believe I’d take it. How nice...
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    “To the charming passenger in seat 13B: go blow it out your ass. Have a safe flight, peace bitches.”*pulls the emergency...